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Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)

(via mermaidcrew)

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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Anonymous asked: never post selfies again your face is a little uneven and your freckles annoy me


Answer:

kingshezza:

normally i’d agree with you, anon but

tonight i think i look pretty darn cute

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ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

(via a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat)

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thelonelythrone:

postracialcomments:

CNN’s Jake Tapper Telling the Truth about Ferguson

Jake Tapper exposing the truth! He earned his stripes today.

(via pornstarch)

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Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen for the launch of her lingerie collection at Bloomingdale’s | Los Angeles, May 17

Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen for the launch of her lingerie collection at Bloomingdale’s | Los Angeles, May 17

(via kingshezza)

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no-me-conoces-no-opines:

mrlapadite:

The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.

wow

(via a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat)

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donutguts:

today in h&m i heard a mom tell her daughter “you’re not fat — you’re beautiful!” and that just really fucking pissed me off that this mom watching teaching her 12 year old daughter that you can’t be fat and beautiful and that fat is ugly

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lovelyvulcan:

Early this morning
When you knocked on my door
And I said hello Satan
I believe it’s time to go

(via raybolger)

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kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

(via mermaidcrew)

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abbysapparel:

*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me

(via nuit-cirque)

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usatoday:

There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. (Photo: Meredith Tibbetts, Your Take)

usatoday:

There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. (Photo: Meredith Tibbetts, Your Take)

(via filthy-hippie-vibes)

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exodii:

blazeoflight:

Marina and the Diamonds vs. Coldplay - Viva La Primadonna 

OH MY FUCK.

(via nuit-cirque)

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